These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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