tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
did i walk over a car last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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