he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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