There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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