Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
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do herpes really smell.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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