Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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