I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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