I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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