What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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