so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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