Dual....:-)
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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