maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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