Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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