You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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