i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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