That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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