fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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