Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
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Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it