dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.