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• (818): View more from California

  Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.

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  These Are 19 of the Most Horrible Strangers People Had to Sit Next to

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days

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  Sounds like the perfect vacation

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.

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  21 Reasons You’ll Be Forever Alone

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"

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• (214): View more from Texas

  BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.

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• (607): View more from New York

  oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.

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• (212): View more from New York

  He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.

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