Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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