do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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