if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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