okay pat passed out under dana's car
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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