Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
