It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
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You. Win. At. Life.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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