Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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