The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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