Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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