I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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