Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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