it wasn't lemon gatorade
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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