the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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