Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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