I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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