i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
My vagina is very pro this idea
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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