Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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