"it" just moved
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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