I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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