He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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