She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
ok first of all what the fuck
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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