I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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