Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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