Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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