epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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