i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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