When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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