he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Of course I have a pirate flag
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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