It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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