Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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