Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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