Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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