i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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