in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Randomize
