He told me they were just razor bumps!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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