You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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