Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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