I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
