Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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