He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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