what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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