What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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