yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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