It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize